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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Revised Footballer Threat Level

In light of the very serious allegations of rugby players "running amok" in Charles Sturt University, we are expecting a greater effort in self-control from our own AFL footballers. As a result, the AFL Footballer Threat Index has been adjusted to the green level, to reflect the temporarily lower risk of rapes and bashings.

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